Trump's ridiculous Thanksgiving fundraising letter is just ... mwah ... *chef's kiss*
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I woke up in a cold sweat this morning, fitful with worry that the Donald Trump Thanksgiving card I signed this year might be a crude forgery ... instead of the OFFICIAL TRUMP THANKSGIVING CARD! Not since the WKRP turkey drop have we seen a ThanksgTrump's ridiculous Thanksgiving fundraising letter is just ... mwah ... *chef's kiss*
I woke up in a cold sweat this morning, fitful with worry that the Donald Trump Thanksgiving card I signed this year might be a crude forgery ... instead of the OFFICIAL TRUMP THANKSGIVING CARD! Not since the WKRP turkey drop have we seen a Thanksgiving Day disaster akin to this one. Imagine millions of unsuspecting MAGAs signing fugazi Thanksgiving cards that Trump might not even read! Oh, the humanity! Read more

