Eric Swalwell teaches Lauren Boebert that people who live in MAGA houses shouldn't throw stones
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Lauren Boebert’s natural milieu is a dive bar, so it’s kind of hard to decipher her dreck without at least 12 shots of Jägermeister and a Busch Light or three prepping my brain for her authentic frontier gibberish. Sadly, these days I drink only ocEric Swalwell teaches Lauren Boebert that people who live in MAGA houses shouldn't throw stones
Lauren Boebert’s natural milieu is a dive bar, so it’s kind of hard to decipher her dreck without at least 12 shots of Jägermeister and a Busch Light or three prepping my brain for her authentic frontier gibberish. Sadly, these days I drink only occasionally—in non-Wisconsin volumes—and so the Rosetta Stone I need to decode this cacophony of crackpottery eludes me. Perhaps an injection of Lestoil straight into my amygdala would make this make sense. Or at least appear to. It’s also possible my febrile mind concocted Boebert out of thin air. And though that would prove I suffer from some deep, chronic, and perhaps fatal pathology, I’m actually kind of rooting for that. Because Jesus Goat Cheese-Gobblin’ Christ, this shit is bonkers. Read more
