What else might people do to prevent COVID-19—aside from taking a free, safe, effective, FDA-approved vaccine? Horse paste was all the rage for a while. Bleach injections never really took off, despite the ocher abomination’s imprimatur. Oh, I know, maybe we can prank them into eating handfuls of dirt! Nah, too ridiculous. Even MAGAs have a limit, right? Right? Oh, dear God, tell me I’m right. Read more